Unhappy

Wisdom from the Zen Master Raven.

Raven met Grouse moping around one day and asked, "How's it going, Grouse?"
Grouse said, "I'm so unhappy."
Raven said, "What do you think might make you happy?"
Grouse said, "I don't know. I don't ask for much."
Raven said, "Way too much."

On another day... Porcupine asked Raven, "What is the middle way?"
Raven said, "That's a really good question."
Porcupine said, "You're dodging my question."
Raven said, "You're dodging my answer."